on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg

(Source: atheistmingle, via haha-l-m-a-o)

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• hung out at danny’s house for a little while before leaving to long island
• visited theodore roosevelt’s house (that place was MAD nice), went on a nature trail, and then enjoyed oyster bay
• went to sushi village for dinner. it was pretty good? (considering the fact that i don’t like sushi)
• visited sunny for the first time and also watched my boyfriend hold a baby for the first time. he had no idea what he was doing LOL so cute mannn
• talked about returning butters because he is deathly afraid of humans but maggie decided to adopt him and danny’s gonna get a new one. maggie will love butters and make him normal again, LOL. so then we’re gna have three hamsters. YAYY SO EXCITING JEHEHEHE :D